Saturday, September 12, 2015

Family Values

http://www.startribune.com/sheriff-lawmaker-cited-for-ma…/…/
Things I learned from the Republican family values education forum:
If your "basement is flooded", find an older, married fellow Republican legislator with talented hands to help remove your pants.
When you're "exchanging documents," do it in the same places other people go to to have anonymous hookups. And find better euphemisms.
Marriage is apparently between a man and a woman, a man, another man and a woman, a woman, a man and a legislator, or a man and two publicly stated lying hypocrites who hide out and fondle each other.
Apparently God saves us from uncomfortable situations by sending Park Rangers?

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