Saturday, September 12, 2015


The Full Throttle Saloon in Sturgis burns to the ground. And of course, truly reflecting the intelligence and depth of U.S. culture, the comments of grief rival those as if the Hermitage in St. Petersburg has burned, Stonehenge was destroyed by a meteor and Monk's Mound at Cahokia was swallowed by an earthquake. It was a tavern. In a small town. On land from the Treaty of Fort Laramie long since stolen. Named after a General whose central claim to fame was leading a modern, well equipped military column on a half continent wide chase of Natives defending the women and children they had with them. Popular because culture-less descendants of colonist Americans who can be sold anything, convinced to play dress up like extra's from the Al Pacino movie Cruising,revving 1930's technology motorcycles like 15 year olds, go there to drink crappy beer in overpriced costumes designed to extract as much of their earnings as possible and give an identity to their empty, meaningless lives by wearing a giant corporate advertisement and yelling "freedom".

Back to School Specials

NRA School Shooting Prevention Back to School Specials
1: “Little Kitty Kevlar” Backpack. Providing both great carrying capacity and triple layered kevlar protection system, your little angel can hold this up the next time a psychotic maniac with a semi-automatic weapon and 500 rounds of ammo shows up. Comes in pink and purple.
2: “Little Toy Soldier” Armored Hat: Yes, your little man can stay warm, be fashionable and not have his head blown off with this NRA “Top TBI Prevention Fashion Accessory of the Year”.
3: “My Big Girl Is Growing Up” Armored Training Bra and Panties. Protect those all important private places from injury. In Multiple colors and patterns including urban camouflage.
4: “I'm Invisible” Crowd Camouflage Schoolwear. Don't just protect your baby with body armor, but allow them to disappear into the crowd of victims with this computer generated pattern camouflage. They'll simply 'disappear” into the fleeing crowd or pile of squirming, wounded bodies.
5: “Wayne Lapierre Talking Teddy”. Yes, nothing will soothe your child's fears during a mass shooting like that voice of the 2nd Amendment. His recorded voice will calm the fears and emotional over-reactions like no one else: “Remember, that gun isn't shooting you, that maniac I allowed to have the gun did. Too bad he doesn't just have a small knife rather than a 30 round clip. God Bless America”.

Family Values…/…/
Things I learned from the Republican family values education forum:
If your "basement is flooded", find an older, married fellow Republican legislator with talented hands to help remove your pants.
When you're "exchanging documents," do it in the same places other people go to to have anonymous hookups. And find better euphemisms.
Marriage is apparently between a man and a woman, a man, another man and a woman, a woman, a man and a legislator, or a man and two publicly stated lying hypocrites who hide out and fondle each other.
Apparently God saves us from uncomfortable situations by sending Park Rangers?